Last night my friend said he knew the greatest pick-up line of all time. It went something along the lines of, “I’d love to listen to The Smiths and make you tea all night.”
Apparently this is foolproof and the bitches love it. However me, being the aggressive and pretentious elitist bitch I am, said it wouldn’t work. Yep, because instead of swooning, my follow-up question would be: “What are your top 5 Smiths songs of all time?” — I would unknowingly completely overlook the pick-up to make sure they were an authentic Smiths fan.
Yep, more on why I’m single..
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